Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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