We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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