great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
