Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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