Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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