You just made me feel so damn special
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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