And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize