doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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