brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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