so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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