Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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