So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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