some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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