one word: firstdatebathroomanal
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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