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(250): View more from British Columbia

found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

saw you walking with that piece of shit

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and that piece of shit just read that

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(801): View more from Utah

He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.

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(989): View more from Michigan

yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know

(1-989): View more from Michigan

im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.

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(619): View more from California

I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.

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