yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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