He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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