So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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