Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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