I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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