i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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