UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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