Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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