How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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