ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Small penises have feelings too.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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