you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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