Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You ruined the universe
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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