we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize