Betty ford says i'm here all night
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
should my penis look like a turkey
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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