he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
