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what?
penguin condom
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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