if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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