Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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