just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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