There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
These tits shall not be calmed
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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