just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
