why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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