You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize