I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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