THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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