just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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