If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
