You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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