shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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