So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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