All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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