At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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