Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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