You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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