Me too!
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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