It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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