Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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