if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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