Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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